The next day again.
Carpet licker jokes.
72 of them in fact.
I knock myself out.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.
He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something.
Toys for twats q.
What is the leading cause of death for lesbians.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
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This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Why did the lesbian build a shelf.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill.
The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc.
A brand new carpet to munch on q.
A big list of carpet jokes.
General term for lesbian.
A woman got lost in the desert.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.
Apparently hd was the wrong answer.
A new carpet to munch on.
What do you call a lesbian s closet.
What do you call a truck load of vibrators.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else.
What do you call lesbian twins.
In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time.
The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships.
You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
